Unassociated Press - Manassas, VA
A new method of labor and delivery has just been developed by a mother of five. Instead of the usual 6 to 12 hours of labor that most mothers experience, this trend-setting mother has broken the norm by spreading out her labor over a month, and having only one half hour of real discomfort before the arrival of her baby. Starting in April with frequent contractions, she was able to achieve partial dilation and effacement by early May, and continued the trend throughout the month, arriving at the hospital with the process nearly complete. When interviewed, this mother commented, "Never say 'No pain, no gain.' Go for the month-long labor next time girls -- you'll love it!"
